no one will ever be as funny as i think i am
(Source: weedjoke420, via pizza)
taking cute selfies is really hard when youre not cute
" (via l-eer)
I will not settle
for bits and pieces of you.
I want all of you."
(Source: connotativewords, via oriookie)
do you find it weird that you’ve known your parents for your entire life but they’ve only known you for a portion of theirs
(Source: my-patronus-is-a-winchester, via oriookie)
If you command me to do something that I was already planning on doing the chances of me doing that thing automatically drop to zero
(Source: brobecks, via oriookie)